That, or her nursing drive has overtaken her existence, and she wants to care for two babies at the same time.
Ann and Tom stay together after she moves in, and they auction off their baby's name to the highest bidder in an online publicity stunt.
While it takes him 17 minutes to get through his wedding vows, Perd proves to be a generous and loving husband.
Their conversations have the consistency of lukewarm oatmeal, and their child's first words are, "These are my first words." Ann dies at 52, stricken down by sheer boredom.
" The couple, thoroughly accustomed now to mutual hatred, remain together until they die of stress-induced heart attacks. It was revealed in Thursday night's episode that Ann once went on a date with Perd, and now we learn what it is to live "Hapley" ever after.
Ann realizes that she can only be happy with a man who is completely and utterly straight with her, and that man is Perd.